Ok, seriously it's not funny at all. Don't even think of laughing. So mom folded my clothes and left it on the bed while I was sleeping and when I woke up I notice something different.
My TEAM JERSEY!!!!!!!!! What the FUCK man, what the fuck! Whatever bronze colour you see on the jersey, yeah!!!, those are not the original colour! The original colour was black ok, BLACK! And that yellow colour, it was dark gold, very nice dark gold but thanks to her hardcore washing - mutation of colour! It happened so many times already, not only on my clothes but on my sister's clothes as well which cost a lot!
Heartache? Hell yea, big time. I just don't like when the things I really really really sayang is ruined this way; what more my one and only team jersey! Like what was she thinking. She's the Master of Washing Clothes and she should know better that bleach discolour's everything!
Her excuse? - "I tried putting bleach on it last week but it turned out fine, probably too "kao" usage of bleach this time" (*clap clap clap* great job mommy, well done, very well done). My God, I really felt like crying when she said that. I couldn't say anything so I just threw the jersey and yelled "shit, fuck", which was somewhat too audible for everyone to hear. Good job Oliver, good job (best way to let it out right in front of your parents). Look, it's not that I don't appreciate her at all, I do, really, but her washing is just too hardcore, too harsh for my innocent helpless clothes. Have some mercy on my clothes please :'( . When she brush, it feels like the material is about to rip. Arrgghhh! Fine ok, enough of my rant! I just need to get it out, will find a way to repair it tomorrow. And ohh my dear readers, please let me know how to turn my jersey back to the way it was. Give me ideas and suggestions. Thank you.
*Nevertheless, I still love my mommy although I'm pissed like shit at her now.*
Bye bye!
